Conny R @ Bar None

Saturday

98 3rd Avenue, New York, NY, 10003

$6 Can of Budweiser with a shot of Jack or Jose Cuervo

$6 Mixed Drinks

1011pm we walk in and snag a seat and 2 blue moons

1013pm conny thinks the warm weather is worth mentioning.

1027pm first beers are gone.

1030pm we take "pre-drinking photo" post drinking.

1033pm 2 bud Weiser and 2 shots of Jose cuervo

1035pm we salt our hands for tequila time

1037pm conny knows far more about tequila than I do

1042pm wattttterrr

1045pm we notice a couple playing a quality
game of alcohol infused tonsil hockey.

1057pm conny and I have made new friends. the guy we just met is writing almost the same blog as me

1106pm conny claims tipsyness. Not drunk just yet (we found out that she has 'Telaio' which mean she has a bycle frame or something in Italian. Something about being able to drink)

1107pm "Onto the next one"  more tequila bud Weiser combo

1120pm conny might be the frendliest person I've (and everyone else in the bar) has ever met.

1121pm your welcome snap chat for all the traffic we've created

1128pm apparently tonight is tequila themed. 2 tequila sunrises coming in hot

1151pm more fucng Australians. and what's his name???? Alex!!!!! and he's just as hammered as the last australians from last week . apparently the slug iant as widly known in austrlia as i had hoped

1153pm 'elmer' mcgillicuddy (only the first name is made up) has deided we should be friends

1154pm conny doesn't like him but he seems to like me

1155pm elmer passes me a vodka on the rocks with lime & lemon. uhoh,l

1200pm ive promised not to tarnish the name of mcgilicuddy

1203pm lets do 2 more "tequila sunrise. It's tequila but with tequila in ittt" 

1215pm order 2 jameson and gingerale and then head to the bathroom

1219pm i've been gone for only 2 minutes and gloria and amber have taught conny how to twerk

1221pm help

1am i  think i'm still blogging

115am 2 more jameson and gingerales. i was not ment to dance but  its still hapenning

2am 45 minuts have just disappeared but all my business cards are gone and i have a list 10 peoples emails

At some point, this happened --->


Conny: .015
Me: .015


"0.13-0.15" Gross motor impairment and lack of physical control. Blurred vision and major loss of balance. Euphoria is reduced and dysphoria (anxiety, restlessness) is beginning to appear."

Total is $25 per person. What. A. Steal.

Tune in this Thursday for the actual review of the bar

P.s. Show Conny some love and stop by her blog and see how to travel through Italy the right way 

www.connyrotaespresso.blogspot.com